I’m All Outta Gum
I don’t own Duke Nukem Forever, and I likely won’t until it’s on sale at a bloody low price.
I don’t get it. For months we’ve had gameplay footage dribbled to us from Gearbox, showing nothing but a series of unique and context-dependant events — no straight-forward shooting action. Much was lauded about its “sense of humour” and how the King was back. …and there were many boobs (in groups of two).
Let’s get something straight. Duke Nukem 3D was not a stupid game: it was a genuine Doom challenger — a great corridor shooter with some long, memorable and campaign-related levels (unlike Doom which swapped and changed level to level). It stands proud next to Doom and Heretic in the crowd of awesome pre-2000 shooters. The ‘immaturity’ in Duke, whilst there, was not extreme in the slightest; was not the main draw; was not the defining characteristic.
To anyone aware of the power of hype and what the original Duke was…steering well clear should have been natural.